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Remember to always appreciate your inner essence; the most celestial part of your being.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet... what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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When I grow up I want to be,
one of the harvesters of the sea.
I think before my days are done,
I want to be a fisherman.
"I'll live and die a fisherman."
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"Say Fuzzy Pickles!"
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“The corgi has spoken!"
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"Sure" is one of the most common answers you'll get from me...yup...
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